Raunchy Fortune Cookies
Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Panties not best thing on earth! They next to best thing on earth.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who wars with wife all day get no piece at night.
It takes many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
Virginity like bubble: one prick, gone forever.
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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