Worst Dating Pick-Up Lines

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Worst Dating Pick-up Lines

A British dating site asked its female members to tell them the worst
pick-up lines they’ve ever heard. Here are the top 30. Hard to believe
there are guys out there who would try such lines, but a reporter from
the Sun tabloid went up to good-looking women on the street and
tried them, getting reactions ranging from “Aw, that’s so sweet and very
cute.” to “Get Lost!” (Guys don’t really introduce themselves as
“Bond — James Bond” and expect the same reaction the fictional
character gets in the movies, do they?!)

  • I’m here. What were your other two wishes?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?
  • Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
  • That dress would look great — on my bedroom floor.
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
  • I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
  • Get your coat, you’ve pulled.
  • Here’s 20 [cents]. Call your mum and tell her you won’t be home tonight.
  • If you think you’ll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
  • Is it hot in here or is it you?
  • Does God know you’ve escaped from heaven?
  • I think I’ve seen you on the cover of Playboy.
  • I’m new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?
  • If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  • There’s something wrong with my eyes — I can’t taken them off you.
  • I’d really like to see how you look when I’m naked.
  • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
  • Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
  • You must be tired. You’ve been running through my mind all evening.
  • What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.
  • You look like someone I know.
  • Do you come here often?
  • Drink up — you’ve pulled.
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning?  “fertilized or unfertilized?”
  • I feel like Richard Gere because I’m standing next to the Pretty Woman.
  • You’re great at fishing because you’ve caught me — hook, line and sinker.
  • Bond. James Bond.
  • You look so good I could drink your bath water.
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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There was a guy and he had a girlfriend called Lorraine. She was very pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work to find that a new girl had started working there. Her name was Clearly, and she was absolutely gorgeous.

He began to like her and after a while it became obvious that she was interested in him too. But, he was a loyal man and he wouldn’t get involved with Clearly while he was still going out with Lorraine.

He decided that there was nothing for him to do but to break up with Lorraine and date the new girl. He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn’t bring himself to do it.

One day as they were walking along the river bank, Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river. The current carried her off and she drowned.

The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and singing…” I can see Clearly now Lorraine is gone. ..”

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