Al Gore
Al Gore was entertaining Joe Leiberman and decided to show off his
new home. Upon entering the bedroom, Joe noticed a very large wooden box
with 5 empty beer cans and about $1500.00 in cash.
Out of curiosity, Joe asked “AL, I see you’re a beer drinker, I am too!
you see, we DO have something in common”
With a condescending voice, Al quipped, ” yes, of course we do Joe”
Joe then asked ” Al, why the 5 empty cans and all that cash”
Al gladly told Joe about his new program” Joe, since last month, I
have decided to turn a new leaf and become a more accountable person,
while at the same time rewarding myself for my efforts. Whenever I tell a
lie, I drink a beer and put the can in this box”
“That’s really impressive”, Joe replied, “only 5 beer cans in a whole
month, but tell me, where did all that cash come from”?
Without missing a beat, Al responded, “Whenever the box gets full of
beer cans, I take it down to the recycling center, you know how
concerned I am about environmental issues”.
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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The wisdom of our ancestors
There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors.
Hoosier Hysteria 