You Know You live In Phoenix When

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Hot water now comes out of both taps.

You can make sun tea instantly.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.

You discover that in July it only takes 2 fingers to steer your car.

You discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.

You actually burn your hand opening the car door.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, “What if I get knocked out and
end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?”

You realize that asphalt has a liquid state.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one
out and add butter, salt and pepper.

Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from
laying boiled eggs.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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Snow in Michigan

Snow in Northern Michigan

I just got off the phone with a friend who lives in northern
Michigan. He said that the snow is nearly waist high and is still
falling.

The temperature is at fifteen degrees and still dropping… and the wind is increasing to near gale force.

Even the plows are having a hard time getting around.

The schools are closed, and alerts are on all the TV and radio stations urging people to stay off the streets.

He said his wife has done nothing but look through the kitchen window for hours on end, just staring.

He says he’s concerned that if it gets much worse, he may have to let her in.

Long Range Weather Prediction

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Summer was coming to a close. The Indians on the remote
reservation asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be severe
or mild.

Since he was an Indian Chief in a modern society, he had never been
taught old secrets; when he looked at the sky, he couldn’t tell how the
weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be safe, he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be bad and that everybody should collect wood and be
prepared.

Being a practical leader, he had an idea after a few days. He went to

the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked “Is the
coming winter going to be bad?” “It looks like this winter is going to
be terrible,” the meteorologist at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even

more wood in order to be prepared. A week later, he called the National
Weather Service again. “Is it going to be a cold winter?” “Yes,” the man
at National Weather Service again replied, “It definitely will be very
severe.”

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect

every scrap of wood they could find. Two weeks later, he called the
National Weather Service again. “Are you absolutely sure that the winter
is going to be very cold?”

“Absolutely,” the man replied. “It’s going to be one of the coldest winters ever.”

“How can you be so sure?” the Chief asked. The weatherman replied, “Because the Indians are collecting wood like crazy!”

The Paranormal Dictionary

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

A life long journey of spiritual enlightenment. A journey we all must take.