The Physical Exam

Physical Exam

The career Naval Chief Petty Officer had one more task to
complete before he could finally retire after being in the service since
he was 17: his discharge medical exam.

The doctor gave him a thorough going over and was impressed.
“You’re in excellent health,” he told the over-the-hill seaman. “Except
one thing.”

“What’s that?” the CPO asked, looking a little nervous.


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“You seem extraordinarily tense. We ruled out medical problems in the
exam,” the doctor said, cautiously trying to probe the man’s psyche,
“but I have a guess: when was the last time you had sexual relations?”

“1945,” came the reply.

“Well that just has to be it, then!” the astounded medic exclaimed.

“I don’t know why you’d think so, doc,” the E8 said, glancing at his watch. “It’s only 0845 now….”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

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The Sailor’s Friends

The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determined to track down the father to extract revenge.

“Was it my friend Sam”, he demanded.

“No !” his weeping wife replied.

“Was it my friend Jim then?” he asked.

“NO !!!” she said even more upset.

“Well which one of my no good friends did this then?” he asked.

“Don’t you think I have any friends of my own?” she snapped.

Gary is a travel writer and photographer living in Sarasota, Florida . He maintains a website featuring some of his travel photos and markets a line of products featuring many of his photos.

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