Hunting with Ralph
The guys are all at a hunting camp. No one wants to room with
Ralph because he snores so badly. They decide it isn’t fair to make one
of them stay with him the whole time, so they vote to take turns.
The first guy sleeps in the room with Ralph and comes to
breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all
bloodshot. They said, “Man, what happened to you?” He said, “Ralph
snored so loudly I just sat up and watched him all night.”
The next night it’s a different guy’s turn. In the morning, same
thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. They said, “Man, you
look awful!” He said, “That Ralph shakes the roof with his snoring. I
watched him all night.”
The third night was Fred’s turn. Fred was an older cowboy sort, a man’s man.
The next morning he comes to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
“Good morning!” he said. They couldn’t believe it. They said, “Man, what
Fred says, “Well, we got ready for bed. I went over and tucked Ralph
into bed, patted him on the ass, and kissed him good night. Ralph sat up
and he watched me all night. I slept like a baby.”
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!
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