You Can’t Take it with You


You Can’t Take it With You

When Bill Clinton was on his deathbed, he told his most trusted
aide that, having managed to thwart all the rest of the rules in life,
he had figured out how to “take it with him” after death.

He instructed his aide to withdraw $5 million cash from his
secret account and put it in two suitcases in the attic above his bed so
his soul could grab them as it departed.

The next day, after Bill died, Hillary went into the attic with the aide to see if the cash-filled suitcases were still there.

No surprise, they were there, still stuffed with cash.

“I could have told him,” Hillary said to the aide, “that you should have put them in the basement.”

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 The author has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures. Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

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Bill Clinton and the New Boy Friend

Bill Clinton and the boyfriend

Bill goes down to visit Chelsea at Stanford and to meet her new boyfriend.

Her boyfriend goes up to Bill and says, “Mr. President it’s so great to meet you. You know… you’re my idol, my role model.”

Bill replies, “Hey man, that’s it! I don’t want you seeing my daughter anymore!”

Gary is a  writer and photographer living in Sarasota, Florida. He maintains a website featuring some of his travel photos and markets a line of products featuring many of his photos.

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Bill Clinton and the pig

Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one
night when all of a sudden they hit a pig, killing it instantly. Bill
told his driver to go up to the farm house and explain to the owners
what had happened.
 About 1 hour later Bill sees his driver staggering
back to the car with a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other
and his clothes all ripped and torn.
“What happened to you?”, asked Bill.
“Well, the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the Cigar and his
19 year old daughter made mad passionate love to me,” said the driver.
“My God, what did you tell them?”, asks Clinton.
The driver replies, “I`m Bill Clinton`s driver, and I just killed the pig.”

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