Cab Driver and the Nun
A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into
the cab, and the cab driver won’t
stop staring at her.
She asks him
why he is staring.
He replies: “I have a question to ask you, but I
don’t want to offend you”.
She answers, “My son, you cannot offend me.
When you’re as old as I am
and have been a nun as long as I have, you
get a chance to see and hear
just about everything. I’m sure that
there’s nothing you could say
or ask that I would find
offensive.”
“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
me.”
She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can
do about that.
But first, you have to be single and you
must be Catholic.”
The cab driver is very excited and says,
“Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”
“OK,” the nun says. “Pull off to
the side of the road, maybe we will see what we can do.”
The nun
plants a whopper of a kiss on the cabbie!
But when they get back on the road, the cab
driver starts crying.
“My dear child,” said the nun, “why are you
crying?”
“Forgive me, but I’ve sinned. I lied. I
must confess – I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun says, “That’s
OK. My name is Kevin and I’m going to a Halloween
party.”
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
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