Moving On

I have decided to change course a bit. For the last several years, I have been writing four different blogs. I have enjoyed it and it has been fun, but it is extremely difficult to keep up with all four. 

I have decided to consolidate three into one. I will still be posting your favorite humor along with other musings. 

This blog will close on December 31,2015.

You will be able to follow me at http://www.floridahoosier.com. 

I hope to see you there, it’s been fun and I’ll see you at: http://www.Floridahoosier.com.

If you have an interest in the paranormal esoteric side of life I have a blog at, http://www.manymanyworlds.com, that you may have an interest in.

Thanks again:

Gary

 The author has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures. Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hardcover and Ebooks, and contact information: please check his website, www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments appreciated

IMprove your health, Increase your wealth

Improve your health, Increase your wealth

baby boomers

Each generation from the beginning of our country has contributed to what our country has become. By the same token, no one is perfect. Consequently, each generation has done and will continue to perform acts that it would have been better if some other course of action was taken.
The baby boomers have contributed much and have been blamed for the decline of America. What is the true story?

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Senior Humor

 

Questions For The Pharmacist

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Florida, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”

Jacob: “We have a few questions. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist: “All kinds.”

Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism and scoliosis?”

Pharmacist: “Definitely.”

Jacob: “How about Viagra?”

Pharmacist: “Of course.”

Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?”

Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”

Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”

Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers?”

Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”

Jacob: “Thank you.”

Pharmacist: “If I may ask you a question, why do you want to know all of this?”

Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”

 The author has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures. Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hardcover and Ebooks, and contact information: please check his website, http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments appreciated

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The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world, When looking back in history, I soon discovered this has always been a problem, Benjamin Franklin once said, ”Of all the senses, common sense seems to be the one that is used the least.” As obvious as it may seem, many seem to be totally oblivious to it. Most, if not all of the problems the world faces today could be solved if people would just sit back and think about what would seem to be the most obvious and simple solution to any issue. Often times people tend to overcomplicate the issues. I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice. It is now evident they were a lot smarter than we gave them credit for. Many times, in today’s world, the schools and universities can no longer be counted on to teach truth and values that will guide someone through life.

Available in both hard copy and Ebook format

 

 

Inspirations

Some people are kind, polite and sweet-spirited, until
you try to get into their church pew.
George Goldtrap, Madison, Tennessee

The good Lord didn’t create anything without a purpose,
but the fly comes close.
Mark Twain

Many spend the first six days of the week sowing wild oats,
and then go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred Allen

If a church wants a better pastor, it can get one by praying
for the one it has.
Rev. Robert E. Harris

A lot of church members who are singing “Standing On The
Promises” are just sitting on the premises.
Sr. Monique Rysavy

We were called to be witnesses, not lawyers.
Donna Maddux, Stillwater, Oklahoma

Every evening I turn my troubles over to God. He’s going to
be up all night anyway.
Donald J. Morgan, Columbus, Ohio

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I don’t know why some people change churches – what
difference does it make which one you stay home from?
Rev. Denny Brake

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early
age I discovered I was not God.
Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

To err is human; to blame it on somebody else is even
more human.
John Nadeau, Medford, Massachusetts

Some minds are like concrete, thoroughly mixed up and
permanently set.
Rev. Denny Brake

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website, http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments appreciated

alcohol

In today’s world, many resort to abusing drugs and alcohol, why are so many becoming addicted and not only destroying their lives but the lives of others around them as well?

You Know getting Old When

Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.

The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

You feel like you were out all night but haven’t been anywhere.

You get winded playing cards.

Your little black book contains only names ending in MD.

You join a health club and don’t have the strength to go.

A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.

You look forward to a dull evening.

You need glasses to find your glasses.

You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository.

You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.

You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.

Your knees buckle but your belt won’t.

Your back goes out more than you do.

You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine
chest.

You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

Your comments appreciated

The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

 

 

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Ol’ Doc McTavish

Ol’ Doc McTavish

Ol’ Doc McTavish had a slow schedule, and a hankering to go golfing. But by the time he decided to go, his office assistant, Seamus, had already booked three appointments — right in the middle of the day. Doc McTavish came up with a plan.

“Seamus,” he said, “I can’t cancel the appointments, so I want you to see the three patients.”

“Yes, sir!” the always obedient Seamus replied.

The doctor has a great round of golf, and then rushes back to the office to see how things went.

“How did things go?” the anxious medic asks his assistant.

“The first patient had a headache, so I gave him Tylenol.”

“Bravo, and the second one?” asks the doctor.

“The second one had stomach burning and I gave him Maalox, sir,” says Seamus.

“Excellent! You’re good at this! And what about the third one?” he asks.

“Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opened and a beautiful young woman burst through. Like a flame, she undressed herself, taking off everything, and she lay down on the table. She spread her legs and shouted: ‘HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'”

“Fierce, Seamus!” said the astounded doctor. “What did ye do? for that one?”

“I gave her eye drops!”

Into the wild

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

You can also follow me on your Kindle.

Your comments appreciated

The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors.

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Things to Ponder

Things to
Ponder

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard
shift?
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How do a fool and his money GET together?
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How do you know when it’s time to tune your
bagpipes?
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How is it that a building burns up as it burns
down?
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a
thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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In a country of free speech, why are there phone
bills?
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How come there aren’t B batteries?
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How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
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How do I set my laser printer on stun?
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience
sitting?
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If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
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If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting
wet?
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How can there be self-help “groups”?
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How do you know honesty is the best policy until you have tried
some of the others?
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How does a Thermos know if the drink should be hot or
cold?
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What happens to an 18-hour bra after 18 hours?
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Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
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What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

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An Emergency Situation

An Emergency Situation

A man walks into a store followed by his 10-year-old son. The kid
is flipping a quarter into the air and catching it in his mouth. As
they continue on someone bumps into the boy at just the wrong moment and
the coin goes into his mouth and lodges in his throat. He immediately
starts choking, and the father starts to panic.


A well-dressed middle-aged and very-serious woman in a business suit is sitting at the coffee bar in the market reading her Wall Street Journal
and sipping on her latte. At the sound of the commotion she looks up,
puts her coffee down, carefully folds her newspaper and puts her purse
on it. Then she gets up from her seat and strolls toward the boy, who is
now turning blue.

When she arrives, the woman takes hold of the boy’s testicles and
squeezes gently at first, but then gets evermore firm. After a few
seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the
woman deftly catches from the air. She then releases the boy, hands the
quarter to the father, and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar
without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son is OK, the father rushes over to
the woman and starts thanking her saying, “I’ve never seen anybody do
anything like that before! It was fantastic. Are you a doctor?”

“Certainly not,” the woman replies. “I’m a divorce attorney.”