In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive
carefully, we’ll wait.”
On an electrician’s truck, “Let us remove your
Outside a radiator repair shop, “Best place in town to take a
In a nonsmoking area, “If we see you smoking, we will assume you
are on fire and take appropriate action.”
On a maternity room door, “Push, Push, Push.”
On a front door, “Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except
At an optometrist’s office, “If you don’t see what you’re looking
for, you’ve come to the right place.”
On a taxidermist’s window, “We really know our
On a butcher’s window, “Let me meat your needs.”
On a fence, “Salesmen welcome. Dog food is
At a car dealership, “The best way to get back on your feet — miss
a car payment.”
Outside a muffler shop, “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you
In a dry cleaner’s emporium, “Drop your pants
On a desk in a reception room, “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and
the 2nd one just left.”
In a veterinarian’s waiting room, “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit!
At the electric company, “We would be delighted if you send in your
bill. However, if you don’t, you will be.”
In a Beauty Shop, “Dye now!”
On the side of a garbage truck, “We’ve got what it takes to take
what you’ve got.” (Burglars please copy.)
In a restaurant window, “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come in
and get fed up.”
Inside a bowling alley, “Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.
Common Sense solutions to complex problems.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,
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