Montana Cowboy

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Montana Cowboy

A cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture in Montana when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust. The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the cowboy, “If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?”

The back roads of Arizona

The cowboy looks at the man, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, “Sure, why not?” Continue reading

As High as the Empire State Building

                                                                                  

    Higher than the Empire State Building

“Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see, legs and cannot walk, but can jump as high as the Empire State Building?” Asked the life of the party.
Everybody racked their brains during a period of deep silence and finally gave up.
“The answer”, he said, “is a wooden horse, it has eyes and cannot see, and legs and cannot walk.”
“Yes,” someone said, “But how does it jump as high as the Empire State Building?”
“The Empire State Building,” he explained,” cannot jump.”

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