Sometimes they got you coming or going.
A parachutist jumped from a plane , only to discover that his chute was broken.
As he plunged towards the ground, frantically trying to fix the parachute,he passed another man on his way up.
“Do you know anything about parachutes?” he cried.
“No,” replied the other man, “Do you know anything about gas grills?”
Hoosier Hysteria 