Bill Gates vs General
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill
Gates reportedly compared the
computer industry with the auto industry and stated, “If GM had kept up
technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving
twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press
stating: ” If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all
be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever, the car would crash twice a day.
Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have to
a new car.
Occasionally, your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and
you would just accept this, restart and drive on.
Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn, would cause
your car to shut down and refuse to start, in which case you would have
to reinstall the engine.
Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought
“Car95″ or CarNT”. But then you would have to buy more
Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, reliable,
five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but you would only run
on five percent of the roads.
The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would be
replaced by a single “general car default” warning light.
New seats would force everyone to have to have the same size
The airbag system would say, “Are you sure?” before
Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out
and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door
handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio
GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of
Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they neither
need them nor want them. Attempting to delete this option would
immediately cause the car’s performance to diminish by 50% or more.
Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice
Every time GM introduced a new model, car drivers would have to
learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would
operate in the same manner as the old car.
You would press the “Start” button to shut off the
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