Will Rogers Quotes

Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the
greatest political sages this country has ever known.


Some of his sayings: 


1.
 Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.  Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men:

The ones that learn by reading.

The few who learn by observation.

The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you’re riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.

11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring.
He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


ABOUT GROWING OLDER… 

First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. 

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for. 

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way.
I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved.
 

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra. 

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. 

Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top. 

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it’s such a nice change from being young. 

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been. 

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable. 

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft.
Today it’s called golf.
 

And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you’re old.

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Bill Clinton in Horse Country

A man walked into a cowboy bar
and ordered a beer just as President Clinton appeared on the
television. After a few sips, he looked up at the television and
mumbled, “Now, there’s the biggest horse’s ass I’ve ever
seen.” A customer at the end of the bar quickly stood up,
walked over to him, and decked him.

A few minutes later, as the man was finishing his beer, Hillary
Clinton appeared on the television. “She’s a horse’s ass
too,” the man. This time, a customer at the other end of the
bar quickly stood up, walked over to him, and knocked him off his
stool. “Damn it!” the man said, climbing back up to the
bar. “This must be Clinton country!”

“Nope,” the bartender replied. “Horse country!”

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A narrative about what life in The United States was in our golden era, and how it became what it is, and offering solutions to enable us to once again travel the path to freedom and self reliance.

 

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Country Songs

More Country Song Titles

Like the earlier batch of Country Song Titles, I have no idea if these are real songs or not — but I wouldn’t be surprised if they were.

  • If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I’d Blow It All On You
  • If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
  • Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
  • I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart
  • I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
  • I’m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
  • If Love Were Oil, I’d Be A Quart Low
  • If You Don’t Leave Me Alone, I’ll Go And Find Someone Else Who Will
  • She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft
  • and…

  • Thank God (And Greyhound) She’s Gone
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    West Texas Lawman

    West Texas Lawman

    A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman. He grew up big –6’2″ — and strong as a longhorn and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces. When he finally became of age he applied to the only place he had dreamed of working : the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.

    After a big mess of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy finally called him into his office for the young man’s final interview.

    “You’re a big strong kid and you can really shoot,” the Chief Deputy says. “So far your qualifications all look good . But we have what you call an ‘attitude suitability test’ that you must take before you can be accepted.”

    “Yes, sir,” the boy replied.

    “We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”

    “No, sir!” he answer.

    Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief says:

    “Take this pistol and go out and shoot:
    six illegal aliens,
    six lawyers,
    six meth dealers,
    six Muslim extremists,
    and a rabbit.”

    “A rabbit?” the kid replies. “Why the rabbit?”

    “Great attitude, son,” says the Chief Deputy, putting the pistol back in his drawer. “When can you start?”

     

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    alcohol

    In today’s world, many resort to abusing drugs and alcohol, why are so many becoming addicted and not only destroying their lives but the lives of others around them as well?

     

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    The Cowboy Code

    The Cowboy Code of Ethics

    1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a lady,although he may leave it on if she works in a saloon.

    2. A cowboy says EXCUSE ME, MA’AM, when leaving a lady’s presence.

    3. A cowboy says PARDON ME, MA’AM, when bumping into a lady, or treading on her feet.

    4. A cowboy never sits, while a lady is standing, unless he feels particularly tired, or his feet hurt.

    5. A cowboy allows a lady to go through a doorway, first, especially if he thinks one of his enemies may try to shoot him in a cowardly ambush.She would provide good cover.

    6 . A cowboy does not spit on the floor, but if he does, he will point it out to the ladies so they will not drag their skirts through it.

    7. A cowboy never tracks horse poop into a lady’s house. He should leave his boots outside the door, unless his feet stink
    as bad as the horse poop, in which case, he should just go someplace else. Maybe the saloon, where the stench of horse poop is no worse than the stench of cow poop.

    8. A cowboy does not pick his nose at the table, unless it will help him breath better or eliminate a whistle that otherwise might become annoying to the ladies.

    9. A cowboy does not scratch his groin, his armpits, or suck on the ends of his mustache, when a lady is near.

    10. A cowboy does not swear or make reference to bodily functions, inthe presence of a lady.

    11. A cowboy must not sneeze at the table. If a strong need arises that cannot be resisted, he will turn his head away from the lady, so she won’t be sprayed and perhaps be struck by a stray booger.

    12. A cowboy does not noisily slurp his coffee in the presence of a lady. Instead, he should hold the saucer steady with both
    hands, tip it toward his mouth, and slurp silently.

    13. A cowboy does not fart in the presence of a lady… not even silently. If he does, it might stink, and she may smell it and possiblythink that he is not actually a gentleman.

    14. A cowboy will grasp a lady’s elbow to help her onto a horse or into a carriage. He should never, ever push on her derriere
    to give her a boost, because she might kick his teeth out, unless she works in the saloon.

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    Cowboy buys Insurance

    The Cowboy buys insurance

    The cowboy was trying to buy an insurance policy. The insurance agentwas going down the list of standard questions.

    “Ever have an accident?”

    “Nope, nary a one.”

    “None? You’ve never had any accidents.”

    “Nope. Ain’t never had one. Never.”

    “That’s hard to believe. No accidents at all?”

    “Well, rattler bit me one time.”

    “Wouldn’t you consider that an accident?”

    “Hell no. Damned varmint bit me on purpose.”

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    Indian Land

    Indian Land

    When white man found this land, Indians were running it. There were: -No Taxes
    – No Debt
    – Plenty buffalo
    – Plenty beaver
    – Medicine man free
    – Women did all the work
    Men hunted and fished all the time

    The white man was dumb enough to think he could improve on that system!

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    He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

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    masonic

    Throughout man’s long history on earth,there has been one group of people who have carried the torch of liberty and freedom throughout the ages , from time immemorial until the present day. In these days their counsel is need more than ever.

     

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    A Ventriloquist Cowboy

    A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting near
    his pad.

    Cowboy: Hey, cool dog. Mind if I speak to him?

    Indian: Dog no talk.

    Cowboy: Hey dog, how’s it going?

    Dog: Doin’ all right.

    Indian: [Extreme look of shock]

    Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]

    Dog: Yep

    Cowboy: How’s he treating you?

    Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day , feeds me great food, and takes
    me to the lake once a week to play.

    Indian: [look of disbelief]

    Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your horse?

    Indian: Horse no talk.

    Cowboy: Hey horse, how’s it going?

    Horse: Cool.

    Indian: [extreme look of shock]

    Cowboy: Is this your owner? [pointing at Indian]

    Horse: Yep

    Cowboy: How’s he treating you?

    Horse: Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
    me down often, and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements.

    Indian: [total look of amazement ]

    Cowboy: Mind if I talk to your sheep?

    Indian: Sheep lie!

    Indian Listerning to the Ground

    Indian Listening to the Ground

    Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the
    ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, “You see that
    Indian?”

    “Yeah,” says the other cowboy.

    “Look,” says the first one, “he’s listening to the ground. He can hear
    things for miles in any direction.”

    Just then the Indian looks up. “Covered wagon,” he says, “about two
    miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child,
    household effects in wagon.”

    “Incredible!” says the cowboy to his friend. “This Indian knows how far
    away they are, how many horses, what color they are, who is in the
    wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!”

    The Indian looks up and says, “Ran over me about a half hour ago.”

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    He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

    For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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    reality

    I have found over the years that there is no such thing as reality, it is only how we perceive it. Each of us may have a different view of it because of our different beliefs and experiences. Two individuals can be sitting side by side, looking at the same event and “see” two entirely different outcomes based on their individual perceptions.

     

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    A Tough Old Cowboy

    A Tough Old Cowboy

    A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live
    a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his
    oatmeal every morning.

    The grandson did this religiously and he lived to the age of 93.

    When he died, he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 35 great
    grandchildren and a fifteen foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.

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