Murphy’s Technology Laws

Murphy’s Technology
Laws

All great discoveries are made by
mistake.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe
and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on
it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.

Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within
budget.

All’s well that ends.

A meeting is an event at which the minutes are kept
and the hours are lost.

A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds
as 20 men working 20 years make.

Nothing motivates a man more than to see his
boss putting in an honest day’s work.

Some people manage by the book, even though they
don’t know who wrote the book or even what
book.

After all is said and done, a heck of a lot more
is said than done.

Get your chuckles on Kindle.


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Oxymorons

Oxymorons

An oxymoron is a combination of two words that are completely opposite in meaning.

45. Act naturally
44. Found missing
43. Resident alien
42. Advanced BASIC
41. Genuine imitation
40. Airline Food

39. Good grief
38. Same difference
37. Almost exactly
36. Government organization
35. Sanitary landfill
34. Alone together
33. Legally drunk
32. Silent scream
31. Living dead
30. Small crowd
29. Business ethics
28. Soft rock
27. Butt head
26. Military intelligence
25. Software documentation
24. New classic
23. Sweet sorrow
22. Child Proof
21. “Now, then …”
20. Synthetic natural gas
19. Passive aggression
18. Taped live
17. Clearly misunderstood
16. Peace force
15. Extinct life
14. Temporary tax increase
13. Computer jock
12. Plastic glasses
11. Terribly pleased
10. Computer security
9. Political science
8. Tight slacks
7. Definite maybe
6. Pretty ugly
5. Twelve-ounce pound cake
4. Diet ice cream
3. Working vacation
2. Exact estimate

…And the number 1 oxymoron is..
1. Microsoft Works

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The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed

and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind

and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and

followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors

 

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The World’s Shortest Books

The World’s Shortest Books

25. “My Plan To Find The Real Killers” by O.J. Simpson
24. “To All The Men I’ve Loved Before” by Ellen DeGeneres
23. “The Book of Virtues ” by Bill Clinton
22. The Difference between Reality and Dilbert
21. Human Rights Advances in China
20. “Things I Wouldn’t Do for Money ” by Dennis Rodman
19. Al Gore: The Wild Years
18. Amelia Earhart’s Guide to the Pacific Ocean
17. America’s Most Popular Lawyers
16. Career Opportunities for Liberal Arts Majors
15. Detroit – A Travel Guide
14. Different Ways to Spell “Bob”
13. Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection of Motivational Speeches
12. Easy UNIX
11. Ethiopian Tips on World Dominance
10. Everything Men Know About Women

9. Everything Women Know About Men
8. French Hospitality
7. George Foreman’s Big Book of Baby Names
6. “How to Sustain a Musical Career” by Art Garfunkel
5. Mike Tyson’s Guide to Dating Etiquette
4. Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA
3. Staple Your Way to Success
2. The Amish Phone Directory
1. The Engineer’s Guide to Fashion


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