My Dad at The Mall

Dad at the Mall

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92).

We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a
teenager sitting next to him.

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green,

red, orange, and blue.

My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look

and find dad staring at him every time. ;

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked,

‘What’s the matter old man, never done anything

wild in your life?’

Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would

not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one,

and in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response.

‘Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock.

I was just wondering if you were my son.

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

Common Sense from days of old.

 

The Report Card

Eight-year-old Anita brought her report card home from school. Her
marks were good… mostly A’s and a couple of B’s. However, her teacher
had written across the bottom:

“Anita is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too
much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may
break her of the habit.”

Anita’s dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:

“Please let me know if your idea works on Anita because I would like to try it out on her mother.”

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