Three Blondes and Easter

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Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter.
He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to
tell him what Easter represented.

The first blonde said, “Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat turkey.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The second blonde said, “Easter is when we celebrate Jesus’ birth and exchange gifts.”

St. Peter said, “Noooooo,” and he banished her to Hell.

The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter said,
“So, tell me.”

She said,” Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with His disciples,when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans arrested Him. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large boulder…

St. Peter said, “Verrrrrry good.”

Then the blonde continued, “Now, every year the Jews roll away the boulder and Jesus comes out. If he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of basketball.”

St. Peter fainted.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hardcover and Ebooks, and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The Easter Parade

The Easter
Parade

There was to be an Easter parade in their
town and the
two young boys were working hard on their small float for
the parade in the basement of their church.

They decorated
their small wagon and placed a wooden cross right in the
center of it. They put flowers on and around the cross and
draped it with purple strips of cloth.

The pastor happened to
stop by the the room. He looked at the boys’ float and said,
“I am sorry boys, but you have it all wrong. The cross was
not beautiful like you have made it. It was rugged, hard, and
ugly. You will have to change your float.”

The boys stood
silent for a moment. Then one of the boys looked up to His
pastor and responded, “But pastor, I thought that Jesus
never touched anything and left it the same!?”

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