Out of the blue, an accountant decided to leave his wife.
He left her a note saying,” Dear Diane, I am 54 years old and have never done anything wild in my life. But now I’m leaving you for a stunning 18 year old model. We’ll be staying at the Savoy.”
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a message waiting from his wife.
It read,” Dear Clive, I too am 54 years old. I have followed your example and am staying at the Royal with an 18 year old Italian hunk. And I’m sure that you, being an accountant, will appreciate the fact that 18 goes into 54 many more times that 54 goes into 8.”
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