The Blonde and Y2K


TO: The Boss
SUBJECT: Changing Calendars from Y2K


I hope that I haven’t misunderstood your instructions because, to be
honest,
none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have
finished the conversion of all the months on all the company calendars for
next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to
be
distributed with the following new months:

Januark
Februark
Mak
Julk

I also changed all the days of each week to:
Sundak
Mondak
Tuesdak
Wednesdak
Thursdak
Fridak
Saturdak

We are now Y to K compliant.


Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

 

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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Did you Hear About When the Blonde



Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their
Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door
open, but they couldn’t. The blonde with the coat hanger stopped for a
moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, “Hurry
up! It’s starting to rain and the top is down.”

 


Hear about when the blonde got an AM radio?
It took her a month to realize she could play it at
night.


What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?
They drowned in Spring training.


Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

 

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

 

 

4 Blonde Quickies

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4 Blonde
Quickies

What do you call four blondes in a
Volkswagen?
Far-from-thinkin.
*
Did you hear about when the blonde that stayed up all night to see where
the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.
*
What does a smart blonde and UFO’s have in common?
You always hear about them but never see them.
*
These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would
have seen it.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

 

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

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The Carnival Performer

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The Carnival Performer

This isn’t a blond joke ,but it should be.

“What do you do?” the pretty young thing asked the fellow on the stool next to her at the local watering hole.

“I’m a carnival performer,” he said. “I do amazing mental tricks.”

“Really? Like what?” she asked.

“The most amazing one is, I can feel a woman’s breasts, and tell the exact day she was born.”

“No way!”

“Yes, really.”

“OK, try it on me,” she said.

He reached over, put his hands up her shirt, and started poking,
prodding, caressing, and gently pinching. He was clearly concentrating,
but didn’t say a word.

Well?” she finally demanded after about two minutes. “When was I born?!”

“I’ve got it exactly,” he said, with one final squeeze. “Yesterday.”

Vegetarian Slow Cooker Recipes.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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Make money doing what you love

Make money doing what you love

This informative Ebook describes alternative methods of making money ,often a full time income in photography even if you have no desire to shoot wedding photography. this book gives examples and websites where you can use your photos to supply you with an income, not only to enable you to buy new equipment, but a living income as well.

Why did Sarah

Why Did
Sarah…?

Why did Sarah climb up to the roof of the
bar?
She heard that the drinks were on the house.
*
Why did Sarah have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
*
Why did Sarah put her finger over the nail when she was
hammering?
The noise gave her a headache.
*
Why did Sarah climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
*
What did Sarah get on an IQ test?
Drool.
*
One day, Sarah went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where
they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them
in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals
free.
*
Why does Sarah keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
They are for those who don’t drink!
*
How did Sarah die while drinking milk?
The cow sat down!

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He has published several books about t

Make money doing what you love

Make money doing what you love

This informative Ebook describes alternative methods of making money ,often a full time income in photography even if you have no desire to shoot wedding photography. this book gives examples and websites where you can use your photos to supply you with an income, not only to enable you to buy new equipment, but a living income as well.

 

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Sarah and a Friend on the street

Sarah and a Friend on the
Street

Sarah and a friend were walking down the
street. Sarah noticed a
compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it,
looked in the mirror and said, “Hmmm, this person looks familiar.”

Her friend said, “Let me look!”

So Sarah handed her the compact.

Her friend looked in the mirror and said,
“You dumbie, of course she
looks familiar, it’s me!”

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State Capitols

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State Capitols

Sarah was very upset at all the dumb Sarah
jokes she was repeatedly
hearing. She decided that she would learn all the state capitals in an
effort to defend Sarahs everywhere. She went home and spent the entire
evening learning them all.

The next day, someone at
her office told a dumb Sarah joke and she
immediately retorted, “Hey … I bet I know something that ALL of
you don’t know. I know ALL of the state capitals which proves
that not all Sarahs are dumb.”

The people in her office were somewhat dubious. One of her
co-workers finally asked, “OK … what’s the capital of
Wyoming?”

To which she smugly replied, “W.”

The comic Book encyclopedia.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

church and state

There has been much debate over the years about what the founding fathers meant about the separation of church and state. In recent times there has been much disinformation about how they actually believed, especially George Washington. In this short Ebook the author tries to explain how they actually felt.

 

The Painter

Sarah the
Painter

Sarah decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all these Sarah
jokes and how all Sarahs are perceived as stupid, so she decides to
show her husband that Sarahs really are smart. While her husband is off
at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski
jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to
him that not all Sarahs
are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they
said,
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

masonic

There has been much debate over the years about what the founding fathers meant about the separation of church and state. In recent times there has been much disinformation about how they actually believed, especially George Washington. In this short Ebook the author tries to explain how they actually felt.

 

Sarah and Trivial Pursuit

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Sarah and Trivial
Pursuit

Sarah was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.
It was her turn. She
rolled the dice, and she landed on “Science & Nature.”

Her question was, “If you are in a vacuum and someone calls
your name, can you hear
it?”

She thought for a time and then asked, “Is it on or
off?”

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 The author has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures. Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hardcover and Ebooks, and contact information: please check his website, http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

Your comments appreciated

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