Little Bunny Foo Foo

LITTLE BUNNY FOO-FOO

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, hopping through the forst, scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head.

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, “Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. If you don’t behave, I will turn you into a goon! I will give you THREE chances!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, hopping through the forst, scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head.

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, “Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. If you don’t behave, I will turn you into a goon! I will give you TWO more chances!”

The next day:

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, “Little Bunny Foo-Foo, I don’t want to see you scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head. If you don’t behave, I will turn you into a goon! I will give you ONE more chance!”

The next day:

Little Bunny Foo-Foo, hopping through the forst, scooping up the field mice, and bopping them on the head.

Down-n-n-n came the good fairy. She said, “Littel Bunny Foo-Foo, I warned you! I gave you three chances, and you didn’t behave.” She waved her magic wand, and POOF! Little Bunny Foo-Foo turned into a goon.

AND THE MORAL OF THIS STORY IS:

Hare today, goon tomorrow!

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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
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Have a Nice Day


The average cost of rehabilitating a seal
after the Exxon Valdez oil
spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were released back into the wild amid cheers
and applause from onlookers. A minute later they were both eaten
by a killer whale.


*
A psychology student in New York rented out her spare room to a
carpenter in order to nag him constantly and study his reactions.
After weeks of needling, he snapped and beat her repeatedly
with an axe leaving her mentally retarded.
*
In 1992, Frank Perkins of Los Angeles made an attempt on the world
flagpole-sitting record. Suffering from the flu, he came down eight
hours short of the 400 day record, his sponsor had gone bust, his
girlfriend had left him, and his phone and electricity had been
cut off.
*
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking
frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards
the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current,
she
whacked him with a handy plank of wood by the back door, breaking his arm
in two places. Till that moment he had been happily listening to
his walkman.
*
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of
sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn. Suddenly the pigs,
all two thousand of them, escaped through a broken fence and
stampeded, trampling the two protestors to death.
*
And the capper…..
*
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn’t pay enough postage on a
letter bomb. It came back with “return to sender” stamped on it.
Forgetting it was a bomb, he opened it and was blown to
bits.
*
SOOOOO,…..have a nice day!

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website: www.commonsensejourneys.com.

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The Ducks Made it


A man traveling down a country road was forced
to stop before a giant puddle
covering the entire road. Looking to the side of the road, the man noticed
a
farmer leaning on a fence. “Think it’s safe to cross?” the man
asked.

“I reckon so,” replied the
farmer.

 

The car was immediately swallowed by the
puddle as the man drove in. In
fact, it was so deep that he had to roll his window down to swim out of his
car back to the surface. As his head broke the surface the man said to the
farmer, “I thought you said I could safely drive through this
puddle!”

“Well, shoot!” said the farmer, scratching
his head. “It only come up
chest-high on my ducks!”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.
Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website: www.commonsensejourneys.com.

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The King of the Jungle

One morning the lion is feeling especially
ferocious. He
saunters over to a monkey swinging in a tree and roars, “Who’s
the king of this jungle?”

The monkey scampers down from the tree, bows to the lion and
stammered, “Wh..wh…why you are Mr. Lion.”

A few minutes later, the lion comes across a warthog. He
stops in front of the animal and asks, “Who’s the baddest dude
in this jungle?”

The warthog hid his face in the dirt and whispered, “You’re the
baddest, King Lion.”

This continues all morning long with animal after animal bowing
and scraping to the lion. Finally the lion comes across an 80
year old bull elephant. He bellows at the elephant, “Who’s the
king of this jungle? Who owns this place?”

With that the elephant wrapped his trunk around the lion’s
belly. He raised the lion 12 feet in the air and slammed his
head against the ground. After that he slammed the lion into a
tree on the right and then into another tree on the left. Finally,
the elephant swung his trunk and threw the lion 35 feet away
where the lion landed in a thorn bush.

As the elephant lumbered down the trail the lion shook his paw
and shouted, “Just because you don’t know the answer, you
don’t have to get an attitude!”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website: www.commonsensejourneys.com.

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Really Bad Puns


Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly,
but when they lit a fire
in the craft it sank – proving once and for all that you can’t have your
kayak and heat it, too.

*
Two boll weevils grew up in South Carolina. One went to Hollywood
and
became a famous actor. The other stayed behind in the cotton fields and
never amounted to much. The second one, naturally, became known as the
lesser of two weevils.
*
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles
up
to the bar and announces “I’m looking for the man who shot my
paw.”
*
This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in
his home town for the holidays. After looking over the menu he says,
“I’ll just have the eggs Benedict.” His order comes a while later and
it’s served on a big, shiny hubcap. He asks the waiter, “What’s with the
hubcap?” The waiter sings, “Oh, there’s no plate like chrome for the
hollandaise!”
*
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused his dentist’s Novocain
during root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental
medication.
*
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
in
the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse.
“But why?,” they asked, as they moved off. “Because,” he said, “I can’t
stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.”
*
A doctor made it his regular habit to stop off at a bar for a
hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender knew of his habit, and
would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:03 p.m. One afternoon,
as the end of the work day approached, the bartender was dismayed to
find that he was out of hazelnut extract. Thinking quickly,he threw
together a daiquiri made with hickory nuts and set it on the bar. The
doctor came in at his regular time, took one sip of the drink and
exclaimed, “This isn’t a hazelnut daiquiri!” “No, I’m sorry,” replied
the bartender, “it’s a hickory daiquiri, Doc.”
*
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something
to
eat. He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book;
the other was typing away on his typewriter. The lion quickly pounced on
the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle
knows that readers digest, and writers cramp.
*
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest. He sent in
ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.
Common Sense solutions to complex problems.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com.

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Do You Have Any Grapes


A duck walked into a pharmacy He asked the
pharmacist “Do you have
any
grapes?”

“No, but the grocery store two blocks down sells grapes.” he
replied.

The next day, the same duck walked into the same pharmacy and asked
“Do
you have any grapes?”

“No, two blocks down on the right.” replied the pharmacist somewhat
annoyed.

The third day, the same duck walked back into the same pharmacy and
asked
the same question.

This time the pharmacist said “We don’t sell grapes here. You have
asked
for grapes now for three days in a row. I have told you we don’t sell them
here, this is a pharmacy not a grocery store. If you come back in here
tomorrow asking for grapes again, I am going to nail your little webbed
feet to the floor, NOW GET OUT OF HERE!”

The next day the same duck walks back into the same pharmacy, this
time
with quite a bit of trepidation. He looked around and asked the pharmacist
“Do you have any nails?”

“No” replied the pharmacist.

“Well then… Do you have any grapes?”


Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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A Man’s Best Friend


A man runs into the vet’s office carrying
his dog, screaming for help.
The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog
down on the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and
after a few moments tells the man that his dog, regrettable, is
dead.

The man, clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands
a
second opinion.

The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts
the cat
down next to the dog’s body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head
to tail poking and sniffing the dog’s body and finally looks at the vet and
meows. The vet looks at the man and says, “I’m sorry, but the cat thinks
that your dog is dead too.”

The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead. The vet
brings in
a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body, walks from head to tail, and
finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man and says,
“I’m sorry, but the lab thinks your dog is dead too.”

The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks
how
much he owes.

The vet answers, “$650.

“$650 to tell me my dog is dead?” exclaimed the
man….

“Well,” the vet replies, “I would only have charged you $50 for my
initial
diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab
tests.”


Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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As High as the Empire State Building

                                                                                  

    Higher than the Empire State Building

“Can you name an animal that has eyes and cannot see, legs and cannot walk, but can jump as high as the Empire State Building?” Asked the life of the party.
Everybody racked their brains during a period of deep silence and finally gave up.
“The answer”, he said, “is a wooden horse, it has eyes and cannot see, and legs and cannot walk.”
“Yes,” someone said, “But how does it jump as high as the Empire State Building?”
“The Empire State Building,” he explained,” cannot jump.”

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