The Money in the Tool Shed

The Lawyer

The crime boss and his attorney meet with his accountant.
“Where’s the $3 million you embezzled from me?”
demands the gangster.

The accountant is silent.

“Where’s my $3 million?” the crime boss shouts.

The lawyer explains, “Sir, the man is deaf. Allow me to translate.”
So using sign language, the attorney asks the accountant
about the money, and the message is relayed back
that the accountant knows nothing about it.

Furious, the crime boss pulls out a revolver and puts it to
the deaf accountant’s head, screaming at the lawyer,
“Ask him again where my money is!”

“Okay! Okay!” the deaf accountant signs back.
“The money’s hidden behind the old toolshed in my back yard.”

“What did he say?” demands the enraged crime boss.

The attorney replies, “He says you don’t have the guts to
pull the trigger.”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

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Tax Deductions

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being
audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all
his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as
the accountant pored over them.

Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, “You must have
been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.”

“Why would you say that?” wondered the broker.

“Because you’ve made more brilliant deductions on your last
three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career.”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

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