Everything hurts and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t work.
The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.
You feel like you were out all night but haven’t been anywhere.
You get winded playing cards.
Your little black book contains only names ending in MD.
You join a health club and don’t have the strength to go.
A dripping faucet causes an uncontrollable bladder urge.
You look forward to a dull evening.
You need glasses to find your glasses.
You get your hearing aid mixed up with the suppository.
You turn out the lights for economic rather than romantic reasons.
You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
Your knees buckle but your belt won’t.
Your back goes out more than you do.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine
You sink your teeth in a steak and they stay there.
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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