Doctor, Doctor

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Doctor! Doctor!

Doctor, doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why’s that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.
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Doctor, doctor, my hair’s coming out. Can you give me something to
keep it in?
Certainly – how about a paper bag?
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Doctor, doctor, people keep ignoring me.
Next, please!
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.
Pull yourself together!
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Doctor, doctor, I feel like a bridge.
What’s come over you?
Two cars and a bus!
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a spoon.
Sit there and don’t stir.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a billiard ball.
Get back in the queue.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a pack of cards.
I’ll deal with you later.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking there’s two of me.
One at a time, please.
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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dog.
Lie down on the couch and I’ll examine you.
I can’t. I’m not allowed on the furniture.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hardcover and Ebooks, and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

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