Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, “I like to see accountants on my operating table,
because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.”
The second responds, “Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded.”
The third surgeon says, “No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside them is in alphabetical order.”
The fourth surgeon chimes in: “You know, I like construction workers
…those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over
at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would.”
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: “You’re all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There’s no guts, no
heart, and no spine, and the head and butt are interchangeable.”
Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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