Redneck Medical Terms

Hillbilly Medical Terms

Benign…………….What you be after you be eight.

Bacteria……………Back door to cafeteria.

Barium……………..What you do with dead folks.

Cesarean Section…….A neighborhood in Rome.

Catscan…………….Searching for the cat.

Cauterize……….Made eye contact with her.

Colic……………A sheep dog.

Coma……………A punctuation mark.

D&C…………….Where Washington is.

Dilate………….To live longer than your kids do.

Enema………….Not a friend.

Fester…………Quicker than someone else.

Fibula…………A small lie.

G.I.Series………World Series of military baseball.

Hangnail………..What you hang your coat on.

Impotent……Distinguished, well known.

Labor Pain……….Getting hurt at work.

Morbid…………..A higher offer than I bid.

Nitrates………..Cheaper than day rates.

Medical Staff…….A Doctor’s cane, sometimes shown with a snake.

Node………………..I knew it.

Outpatient…………..A person who has fainted.

Pap Smear…………….A fatherhood test.

Pelvis……………….Second cousin to Elvis.

Post Operative………..A letter carrier.

Recovery Room….Place to do upholstery.

Secretion…….Hiding something.

Tablet……….A small table to change babies on.

Seizure……….Roman emperor who lived in the Ceasarean Section.

Terminal Illness….Getting sick at the train station.

Tumor……………More than one.

Urine……………Opposite of mine.

Varicose…………Near by.

Hospital…………The biggest building in town, other than Joe’s feed
warehouse or Franks lumber mill.

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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