Patient’s Charts

The following are comments from doctors as recorded on patient charts.

“Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year.”

“On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd day it disappeared
completely.”

“The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.”

“The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be
depressed.”

“Discharge status: Alive but without permission.”

“Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.”

“The patient refused an autopsy.”

“Patient has left his white blood cells at another hospital.”

“Patient’s past medical history has been remarkably insignificant with
only a 40 pound weight gain in the past three days.”

“Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.”

“She has had no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was
very hot in bed last night.”

“She is numb from her toes down.”

“While in the ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home.”

“The skin was moist and dry.”

“Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.”

“Patient was alert and unresponsive.”

“She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until
she got a divorce.”

“I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.”

“The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a
stockbroker instead.”

“Patient has two teenage children but no other abnormalities.”

“Skin: Somewhat pale but present.”

“Patient was seen in consultation by Dr. Blank, who felt we should sit on
the abdomen, and I agree.”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

You can also follow him on your Kindle.

Your comments appreciated

George Koritzer

The wisdom of our ancestors


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