Blondes in Heaven

Blondes in Heaven

Two Blondes waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation.

“How’d you die?” the first blonde asked the second.

“I froze to death,” says the second.

“That’s awful,” says the first blonde. “How does it feel to freeze to death?”

“It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second blonde.

“You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it’s a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you’re sleeping. How about you, how did you die?”

“I had a heart attack,” says the first. “You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died.”

The second blonde shakes his head. “What a pity. If only you had looked in the freezer, we’d both still be alive!”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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Your comments appreciated

George Koritzer

Common Sense from our ancestors

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