The First Day of School

First Day of Class

The teacher says to her new class, “For our first lesson, each of you will stand up, tell us your name, say what your father does, spell what your father does, and then explain it to us. All right, Billy. You go first.”

 

Billy stands up and says, “My name’s Billy. My father’s a lawyer, l-a-w-y-e-r, and he defends people in court.”

The teacher says, “Very good. All right, Benjamin.”

Benjamin stands up and says, “My name’s Benjamin. My father’s a pharmacist, f-a-m… f-a-r-n… f-n….”

The teacher says, “Benjamin, you go home tonight and learn how to spell pharmacist. Angelo, you’re next.”

Angelo stands up and says, “My name’s Angelo. My old man’s a bookie, b-o-o-k-i-e, and if he was here, he’d give you even-money odds Benjamin ain’t spellin’ pharmacist by tomorrow.”

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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