Tech Talk for Country Folks


1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove
hotter.

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2. LOG OFF: Don’t add no more wood.

 

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3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood
stove.

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4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the
truk.

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5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the
farwood.

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6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
farwood.

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7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the
farwood.

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8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter
time.

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9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain’t in the winter
time.

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10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it’s cold
outside.

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11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it’s blak fly
season.

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12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

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13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

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14. MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie
bag.

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15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

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16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix’s wife.

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17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

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18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

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19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and
knifs.

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20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

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21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

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22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine.

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23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer “C’mon in
y’all”

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24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain’t ‘member whut ya
paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

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25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat
hole.


Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied and applied what he has learned to solving the many issues facing not only the United States, but the world as well.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.http://www.commonsensejourneys.com

 

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