Blonde Ingenuity


Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
She heard that the drinks were on the house.

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was
The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.

What did the blonde get on an IQ test?

One day, the blonde went to a sea food restaurant and saw the tank where
they kept the lobsters. She took pity on these creatures and hid them
in her purse. Later she went to the woods to set the poor animals

Why does the blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge?
They are for those who don’t drink!

How did the blonde die while drinking milk?
The cow sat down!

Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean, and studied Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different cultures!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has studied.

Common Sense solutions to complex problems.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks, please check his website.


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