The Physical Exam

Physical Exam

The career Naval Chief Petty Officer had one more task to
complete before he could finally retire after being in the service since
he was 17: his discharge medical exam.

The doctor gave him a thorough going over and was impressed.
“You’re in excellent health,” he told the over-the-hill seaman. “Except
one thing.”

“What’s that?” the CPO asked, looking a little nervous.


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“You seem extraordinarily tense. We ruled out medical problems in the
exam,” the doctor said, cautiously trying to probe the man’s psyche,
“but I have a guess: when was the last time you had sexual relations?”

“1945,” came the reply.

“Well that just has to be it, then!” the astounded medic exclaimed.

“I don’t know why you’d think so, doc,” the E8 said, glancing at his watch. “It’s only 0845 now….”

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

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