The Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a
Harley-Davidson when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there waiting for the service manager to come take a
look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, “Hey, Doc, can I ask you question?”
The surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle.
The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, “So
Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix ’em,
put ’em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new.”
“Yes, so what’s your question?” the doc asks.
“Well, how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?”
The surgeon paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, “Can you do it with the engine running?”
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