The Truth is

The Truth

Stupidity got us into this mess – why can’t
it get us out?
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both
changed regularly and for the same reason.
There is always death and taxes; however death doesn’t get worse
every year.
I don’t mind going nowhere as long as it’s an interesting
It hurts to be on the cutting edge.
If it ain’t broke, fix it till it is.
I don’t get even, I get odder.
I always wanted to be a procrastinator, never got around to
I plan on living forever. So far, so
I am in shape. Round is a shape.
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for
Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but
eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
You’re getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking
chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
It’s frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers
ask you the questions.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at
right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting
Age doesn’t always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes
Life not only begins at forty, it begins to
You don’t stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because
you stopped laughing.

laugh along on your Kindle.

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