A couple of groaners

A Couple of
Groaners

A stevedore was in charge of offloading the
wheat from the ships
at the harbor. Unfortunately the wheat was very moist and did not get
sucked up by vacuum too easily.

He approached the foreman for some advice and was told:
“If at first you don’t suck seed, try a drier
grain.”

*

Two chefs in Boston who were competing for the title of “Finest Fish
Fryer.” Their talents were about equal, their dishes equally
excellent.

However, at the last moment one of the chefs glazed his entry and
won
the title. “Alas!” lamented the other, “There but for the glaze of cod go 

I!”

Get your groaners on Kindle.

Art Prints

 

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

church and state

There has been much debate over the years about what the founding fathers meant about the separation of church and state. In recent times there has been much disinformation about how they actually believed, especially George Washington. In this short Ebook the author tries to explain how they actually felt.

Photography Prints

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