Why

Why….?

Why is the third hand on the watch called
the second hand?
*
**If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does
waiting
in one take so long?
*
**How does skating on thin ice get you into hot
water?
*
**When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts,” and you put
your
two
cents in, what happens to the other penny?
*
**If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow
that
electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged,
models
deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry cleaners
depressed?
*
**Should crematoriums give discounts for burn
victims?
*
**If someone has a mid-life crises while playing hide and seek, does
he
automatically lose because he can’t find himself?
*
**Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the
battery
is
dead?
*
**Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
*
**Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he’ll believe you.
Tell
him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.
*
**If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys
and apes?

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