The world according to Frank and Earnest


The World According to Frank and
Ernest

Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or
heads will roll!
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Well, if Jerry Springer isn’t educational TV, why does it make
me feel so much smarter?
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A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a
computer.
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I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn’t allowed to
talk to strangers.
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I have to take my paycheck to the bank … it’s too little to go by
itself.
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We’re lucky to have C-SPAN. Not many countries can watch
their government inaction.
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Mountaintop Glue-Ru: “Stick to it! Stick with it! Stick it out!
Stick to your guns! Stick up for yourself! …”
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I must be following my diet too closely … I keep gaining on
it.
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Welcome to Megacomputer’s 24-hour helpline. If you have been
waiting LESS than 24 hours, please remain on the line

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Whenever I’m in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep
to the posted speed limit.

laugh along on your Kindle.

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