The World According to Frank and
Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or
heads will roll!
Well, if Jerry Springer isn’t educational TV, why does it make
me feel so much smarter?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a
I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn’t allowed to
talk to strangers.
I have to take my paycheck to the bank … it’s too little to go by
We’re lucky to have C-SPAN. Not many countries can watch
their government inaction.
Mountaintop Glue-Ru: “Stick to it! Stick with it! Stick it out!
Stick to your guns! Stick up for yourself! …”
I must be following my diet too closely … I keep gaining on
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Whenever I’m in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep
to the posted speed limit.
laugh along on your Kindle.