Things to Ponder

Things to
Ponder

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard
shift?
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How do a fool and his money GET together?
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How do you know when it’s time to tune your
bagpipes?
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How is it that a building burns up as it burns
down?
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If the pen is mightier than the sword, and a picture is worth a
thousand words, how dangerous is a fax?
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What was the best thing before sliced bread?
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In a country of free speech, why are there phone
bills?
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How come there aren’t B batteries?
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How do “Do not walk on the grass” signs get there?
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How do I set my laser printer on stun?
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How is it possible to have a civil war?
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If all the world is a stage, where is the audience
sitting?
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If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
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If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting
wet?
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How can there be self-help “groups”?
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How do you know honesty is the best policy until you have tried
some of the others?
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How does a Thermos know if the drink should be hot or
cold?
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What happens to an 18-hour bra after 18 hours?
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Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
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Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
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What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it’s all about?

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