Three Puns

Three Puns

Q. What time did the Chinese man go to the
dentist?
A. Tooth hurty.
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Q. What do you call a psychic dwarf that just escaped from prison?
A. A small Medium at large.
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Q. What do you call 100 singing idiots drinking diet soda and eating
fruit?
A. The Moron Tab and Apple Choir.

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