Three not so wise Men

Three Not So Wise
Men

Three blonde men are stranded on one side
of a wide river, and don’t know
how to get across.

The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out
how to
cross the river, so God turns him into a brown haired man and he swims
across.

The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns
him
into dark-haired man and he builds a boat and rows
across.

Then the third man prays to God to make him the smartest of all, so
God
turns him into a woman and she walks across the bridge.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

alcohol

In today’s world, many resort to abusing drugs and alcohol, why are so many becoming addicted and not only destroying their lives but the lives of others around them as well?

 

Things Women Don’t Know



Things Women Don’t
Know




Women think they already know everything,
but wait… training courses
are now available for women on the following
subjects:


1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making
Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New
Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till
After The
Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom
Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is
His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort,
not the First


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before
Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without
Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN
Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang
Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a
Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and
Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human
Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other
People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them
Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already
Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only
Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All
Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs
Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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Slogans for Women’s Tee Shirts

Slogans for Women’s
T-shirts

I’m out of estrogen – But I have a gun!!
*
Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares?
*
I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
*
Warning! Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
*
And your point is…
*
I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re ok now.
*
I’m busy. You’re ugly. Have a nice day.
*
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
*
Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.
*
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
*
I’m multi-talented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
*
Do NOT start with me You will NOT win.
*
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
*
All stressed out and no one to choke.
*
I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.
*
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?

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Coleman Road Trip Grill

Art Prints

 

 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

Your comments appreciated

The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors