Clever Quotes

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Clever Quotes
#1

“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of
Three Ain’t Bad.”
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“Real Men Don’t Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair.”
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“I Used Up All My Sick Days… So I Called In
Dead.”
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“Husband and Cat Lost… Reward for Cat.”
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“Be Nice to Your Children… They’ll Pick Your Nursing
Home.”
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“Husbands Should Come With Instructions.”
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“Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This
Time.”
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“I Want It All and I Want It Delivered… Now ! “
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“Life Is Hard; Then Your Not Here.”
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“Bigamy Is Having One Wife Too Many. Monogamy Is the
Same.”
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“Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-Law on a Milk
Carton.”
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“Just Give Me Chocolate and Nobody Gets Hurt.”
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“Learn from Your Parents’ Mistakes… Use Birth
Control.”
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“60-Year-Old, One Owner, Needs Parts… Make
Offer.”
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“If God Had Wanted Me to Touch My Toes, He Would Have Put Them
on
My Knees.”
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“If You Can Read This…Kiss A Teecher.”
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“A Nest Isn’t Empty Until All Their Stuff Is Out of the
Attic.”
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“That’s It! I’m Calling Grandma!”
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“Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew
Up.”
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“My Designated Driver Drove Me to Drink.”
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“I Yell Because I Care.”
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“If You Remember the ’60s, You Weren’t Really
There.”
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“Procrastinate Now.”
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“Rehab Is for Quitters.”
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“Re-Elect Nobody.”
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(Across a drawing of a skeleton) “Waiting for the Perfect
Man.”
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“My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse…
…. He Couldn’t do Better and I Couldn’t Do Worse.”
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“My Dog Can Lick Anyone.”
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“Never Underestimate the Power of Stupid People in Large
Groups.”
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(On a baby-size shirt) “Party – My Crib – Two
A.M.”

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 The author has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures. Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hardcover and Ebooks, and contact information: please check his website, http://www.journeysthrulife.com.

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reality

I have found over the years that there is no such thing as reality, it is only how we perceive it. Each of us may have a different view of it because of our different beliefs and experiences. Two individuals can be sitting side by side, looking at the same event and “see” two entirely different outcomes based on their individual perception

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