But on the Other Hand
No one listens until you make a
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full
The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required
The hardness of the butter is directly proportional to the
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never
Don’t sweat the petty things….or pet the sweaty
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of
Get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Everybody repeat after me…..”We are all
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off
Borrow money from pessimists – they don’t expect it
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t
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