Why Women Have it so Easy

Why Women Have It So
Easy

This week, I am at home and playing house
husband. My wife left a list
of things I need to do. This is so easy, I thought I would share it with
you.

1. Make the beds. What a waste
of effort, we’re only going to sleep in
them again tonight. Forget that. Scratch one.

2. Pick up dog poop in yard. It snowed last night, I don’t see any
dog
poop, kids do you see any dog poop? Scratch
two.

3. Drop your shirts off at the cleaners. Duh, I’m on vacation, I
don’t
need them. Scratch three.

This is easy! What’s the fuss? Think I’ll go on AOL for a
while.

4. Clean out Tupperware cabinet. Uh, that’s a hard one. Got it!
Velcro
on the door will keep them closed. Scratch
four.

5. Mop kitchen floor. The dog licked up that sugar spill from breakfast,
floor looks clean to me. Scratch five.

6. Find something fun for the kids to do. That tinfoil in the microwave
thing was kinda fun. Scratch six.

This is way too easy. I’ll have lots of time for
AOL.

7. Vacuum the carpets. That a hard one. Hey kids, wanna have some
more
fun? Scratch seven.

8. Feed kids lunch. Hey kids, don’t you have a friend’s house to go
to?
Yes! Scratch eight!

9. Clean out hallway closet. Hm, another hard one. That’s it, take
enough out of the closet to close the door. Out of sight, out of mind.
Hm, this other stuff can go under a bed. Scratch
nine.

Boy, oh boy, am I good. Lunch time. Pour some chili into the cracker
bag
and eat. Tada! no lunch dishes!

10. Do laundry. No problem, I can do that while I’m on AOL. Scratch
ten.

11. Fold laundry. Ya know, I never noticed how many pink things this
family actually wears. Gonna have to ask the little lady why she buys me
pale pink underwear. Check this out, a cashmere Barbie sweater. Cool.
Scratch eleven.

12. Put the laundry away. Baskets in bedrooms work for me. Scratch
twelve. This is way too easy. Wonder why women always complain about
house
work?

13. Water the Christmas tree. Oops! Good thing the carpet is
absorbent.
Scratch thirteen.

14. Grocery shopping. Buy toilet paper. These old newspapers will
do,
besides, that’s recycling and that’s good for the Earth. Scratch

fourteen.


15. Pick up the kids. Yeah right; we’re talking about my kids here.
Parents will normally pay to drop them back off. They’ll be back.
Scratch fifteen.

Wonder who’s on AOL. Aw, I have plenty of
time.

16. Make dinner. Easy, “Hello do you deliver? Uh, double that, ya
know
we will need more dinner tomorrow.” Scratch
sixteen.

17. Clean out the dog house. Duh, the dog sleeps in our bed. Like
that
needs to be done. Scratch seventeen.

Wow, all done. Still time for some AOL and a nap. Man, this is so
easy.
Women must complain about house work just to make us guys think they’re
working. Wish I was a chick!

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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The wisdom of our ancestors

The wisdom of our ancestors

There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors.

 

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