Things Women Don’t Know



Things Women Don’t
Know




Women think they already know everything,
but wait… training courses
are now available for women on the following
subjects:


1. Silence, the Final Frontier:
Where No Woman Has Gone Before


2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making
Deposits


3. Parties: Going Without New
Outfits


4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till
After The
Game


5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom
Cabinet Too


6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is
His


7. Communication Skills I: Tears – The Last Resort,
not the First


8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before
Speaking


9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without
Nagging


10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN
Acquire


11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang
Up


12. Introduction to Parking


13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a
Space


14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat


15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and
Butter


16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human
Consumption


17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other
People


18. Compliments: Accepting Them
Gracefully


19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His


20. Dancing: Why Men Don’t Like To


21. Classic Clothing: Wearing Outfits You Already
Have


22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only
Women Notice


23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All
Together


24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs
Both


25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

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