Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew

Rules Guys Wish Girls
Knew

If you think you’re fat, you probably are.
Don’t ask us.
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Learn to work the toilet seat. If it’s up, put it
down.
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Don’t cut your hair. Ever.
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Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if
he
can find the perfect gift.
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If you ask a question you don’t want an answer to, expect an answer
you
don’t want to hear.
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Sometimes, he is not thinking about you. Live with
it.
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Don’t ask about his thoughts unless you want to discuss navel lint,
shotguns, or monster trucks.
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Get rid of your cat. And no, it’s not different. It’s just like every
other cat.
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A dog is better than ANY cat. Period.
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Sunday = Sports. It’s like the full moon or the changing of the
tides.
Let it be.
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Shopping is not a sport.
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Anything you wear is fine. Really.
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You have enough clothes.
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You have too many shoes.
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Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don’t expect him to submit
to it.
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Your ex-boyfriend is, was, and always will be an
idiot.
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Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don’t work.
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No, he doesn’t know what day it is. He never will. Mark important
days on
a calender.
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Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes. What makes you think he
would be any good at choosing which pair, out of your thirty, would look
good with your dress?
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Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
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A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a
doctor.
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Your Mom doesn’t have to be our best friend.
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Foreign movies are best left to foreigners.
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Check your oil.
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Don’t give him 50 rules when 25 will do.
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It is neither in your best interest nor his to take the quiz
together.
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Anything said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All
comments become null and void after 7 days.
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If you won’t dress like Victoria’s Secret women, don’t expect us to
act
like soap opera men.
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If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways
makes you sad and/or angry, we meant the other one.
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You can either ask him to do something or tell him how you want it
done
-not both.
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Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during
commercials.
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Consider golf a mini-vacation from each other. He needs it just as
bad
as you do.
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Telling him that the models in men’s magazines are airbrushed makes
you
look jealous and certainly is not going to deter him from reading
them.
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The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two
months.

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