His and Her ATM Machines

His and Hers ATM


1. Pull up to ATM
2. Insert card
3. Enter PIN and account
4. Take cash, card and receipt
5. Drive away


1. Pull up to ATM
2. Back up and pull forward to get closer

3. Shut off engine
4. Put keys in purse

5. Get out of car because you’re too far from machine
6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card
8. Hunt in purse for grocery receipt with PIN written on it.

9. Enter PIN
10. Study instructions.

11. Hit “cancel”
12. Reenter correct PIN
13. Check balance
14. Look for envelope
15. Look in purse for pen
16. Make out deposit slip
17. Endorse

18. Make deposit
19. Study instructions
20. Make cash withdrawal
21. Get in car
22. Check makeup
23. Look for keys
24. Start car
25. Check makeup
26. Start pulling away
27. Stop

28. Back up to machine
29. Get out of car
30. Take card and receipt
31. Get back in car
32. Put card in wallet
33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup
37. Put car in

38. Put car in drive
39. Drive away from machine

40. Drive 3 miles
41. Release parking brake

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