1) Cats do what they
2) They rarely listen to
3) They’re totally
4) They whine when they are not
5) When you want to play, they want to
6) When you want to be alone, they want
7) They expect you to cater to their every
8) They’re moody.
9) They leave hair
10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm
and a leg.
Conclusion: They’re tiny little
women in cheap fur coats.
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