The Painter

Sarah the
Painter

Sarah decides one day that she is sick and
tired of all these Sarah
jokes and how all Sarahs are perceived as stupid, so she decides to
show her husband that Sarahs really are smart. While her husband is off
at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the
house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down
to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski
jacket and a fur coat at the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK.

She replies yes.

He asks what she is doing.

She replies that she wanted to prove to
him that not all Sarahs
are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house.

He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
and a fur coat on.

She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they
said,
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

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 Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com

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