The Coke Machine

The Blonde and the Coke

A blonde was going to a soda machine and she
arrived there just before a businessman coming to quench his

She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little
pushed a Diet Coke selection. Out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a
counter by the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and
it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button
for Coke Classic. Out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change. She
immediately took the 50 cents and put in in the machine, studied it for a
moment and
pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew.

As she was reaching into her purse again, the businessman who had
waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up. “Excuse me, miss, but
are you done yet?”

She looked at him and indignantly replied, “Well, duhhhh! I’m still

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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied  the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!

He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.

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