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The Costume Party
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a
terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He,
being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was
going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his
good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and away he
went.The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Since her
husband didn’t know what her costume was since she had gotten them from
the shop, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to
see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on
the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, even copping a
little feel here and a little kiss there. She contained her anger and
sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his
partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had
She let him go as far as he wished — and why not, since he was her
husband?! Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang, still
keeping their masks on.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and
put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of
explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading
when he came in and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, “Oh, the
same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not
Then she asked, “Well, did you even get any dancing in?” she asked, knowing how much he enjoys dancing.
“Well, I have a confession to make, honey,” he says. Here we go,
she thinks. “Sweetie, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I
saw Pete, Bill and Johnny, so we went into the den and played poker all
evening. But I’ll tell you: the guy I loaned my costume says he sure
had a good time!”
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Gary has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature,landscapes and studying native cultures.Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt,the Canary Islands,much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America, and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hard cover and Ebooks,and contact information: please check his website.www.commonsensejourneys.com
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There is an extreme shortage of common sense in today’s world,
I often think back to what my parents and grandparents believed and said, at the time I thought they were totally out of their mind and ignored it. I now wish I would have listened and followed their advice more often.
It is in this light I have decided to publish some of my random thoughts based on the views of our ancestors