The Blonde Pilot
A blonde was the sole passenger in a two-seater airplane when the pilot suddenly has a heart attack and dies.
But she knew what to do: she had seen it in the movies! She grabs the
radio microphone and calls out: “Mayday Mayday Mayday! Help me! Help
me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. I don’t know how to fly.
Help me! Please help me!”
Immediately a calm, reassuring voice replies. “This is Air Traffic
Control,” he says, “and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you
through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of
experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath.
Everything will be fine. Give me your height and position.”
She says, “I’m five-foot-four and I support Mitt Romney.”
There’s a long pause.
“O.K.” says the voice on the radio, “I didn’t realize you were blonde. Repeat after me: Our Father, who art in Heaven….”
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The author has been a writer/ photographer for over 20 years, specializing in nature, landscapes and studying native cultures. Besides visiting most of the United States, he has traveled to such places as Egypt, the Canary Islands, much of the Caribbean. He has studied the Mayan Cultures in Central America and the Australian Aboriginal way of life.Photography has given him the opportunity to observe life in many different parts of the world!
He has published several books about the various cultures he has observed.
For more information and a link to his hardcover and Ebooks, and contact information: please check his website, http://www.journeysthrulife.com.
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